Saturday, October 25, 2008

La Crosse: It's Hard to be a Wing-Woman

First of all...i want to extend a huge THANK YOU and CONGRATULATIONS to the city of La Crosse...bravo! hurrah! you did it!!!!!!!...your Barnes and Noble worked it out!!!...yes, to all you readers out there...the quest is over...we have prevailed..."mean girls" is now in our posession and we couldn't be happier...so thank you kindly.

At the moment I am now fortunate to be rooming with a certain Dany Guy who has not yet worked it out albeit the constant cheering on from his fellow tour mates (although we are pretty sure he has broken a few closeted hearts around the country)...why has he failed to complete this mission? well...let's just say that we have not been in the best of locations to cater to his personal needs...however La Crosse has proved a pleasant surprise...

last night we all decided to got out as we have on a whole been pretty lame with the whole party scene...so we all got dressed up and enjoyed a fine dining experience at Fayze's bar and grill where we enjoyed cheese curds (billed as a Wisconsin must!) and local brews, except for dany who ordered a cosmo so he could "look adorable" while drinking it...unfortuantely our waitress was unkowledgeable on the subject of cheese as she had never heard of "munster" cheese....lame to say the least.

after dinner we headed over to "players", a dance club adorned with gay icons including audrey hepburn and marilyn...alas, no judy...we arrived a tad early so we sat down to scope out the scene and look for promising prospects for Dany. We shook our little bunny tails on the dance floor hoping that someone would approach our adorable gay companion.

finally, while taking a dance break, a fine looking fellow wearing a green sweater came over and sat down next to dany...miranda and i gripped each other hoping this would be the one!...unfortunately he dropped the "boyfriend" bomb and miranda and i died a little inside. Said boyfriend soon joined us. Miranda and i looked on as dany "conversed" with this couple...and by conversed i mean "was even more adorable than usual" which prompted said couple to argue...basically dany is a homewrecker as he was offered drinks and basically could have "worked it out" with green shirt if said boyfriend had not been around...maybs.

Miranda and i began to route for another prospective in the bar, but dany wasn't really feeling it....lame. But, he did offer his number as a consolation (how gracious of him, really). Needless to say, Miranda and i found out during the course of the evening that being wing-women is hard work...such a rollercoaster of emotions did we experience!

sooooo..no working it out yet...but we still have two days....

to be continued...

~ Tia

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