enraged. yes, enraged. despite the wonderful crew and the legit hospitality table and the even more legit lunch where again i was scared of the pasta...not because it looked bad but because...well...you know...carbs and such and the sweet lady at the front desk who is going to start breakfast even earlier just for us...yes...despite this i am engraged. why you ask? well...we have been on a journey which has turned into a desperate quest to find the movie Mean girls...you know...the one with the lindsay lohan (when she was pretty)...and we were most definitely sure we could find said movie at Wallmart...but alas, alak we have been forsaken once again...and to make matters worse, when approaching the ice cream freezer where i was pretty positive i could drown my lack of lindsay woes in ben and jerry's phishfood (clearly the best flavor) they...did not have it! ridiculous! annnnndddddd...to make matters the absolute worst ever when we decided on half baked (danny's favorite but obviously the inferior choice) ice cream literally fell on me...totally not sweet. i am now so anxious i have hiccups...
oskaloosa has let me down...its many road bumps have culminated into my personal bump in the quest for a simple, heartfelt classic about teenage girl angst featuring the one and only lindsay lohan pre blonde anorexic lesbian...le sigh. (danny just said we should have purchased cards at wallmart...but god only knows if they sell such a widely sought after item)
yes, i am being dramatic but it's what i do...oh, and the hot tub is broken...
conclusion: oskaloosa is failing to work it out.
~ Tia
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times are hardddd...and things are a'changin
you deserved it. -Will
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